Mr. President, Your Three Little Pigs Are at It Again

Lola, the White House pig farmer, is done being walked all over. She steals a batch of officials' ""essence"" to have a baby and escape her life—but accidentally grabs the President's sample. On delivery day, she gives birth to three pink piglets. Convinced she grabbed the wrong sample, she hides them. Until an assassin attacks—and she discovers the truth about the President."